The Whole Ten Yards

The Whole Ten Yards (2004)

The Whole Ten Yards (2004)

Sam – It’s sort of fitting that the day after our one month anniversary that we get another Amanda Peet movie to bookend with A Lot Like Love from our first review.  But this time her co-stars are worth watching, even if they’re in this movie.  I guess the only unfortunate thing about a movie that makes money is that you’re more than likely going to eventually get Scary Movie 4.  To use that segue, driving Liz to work this morning we saw people on the corner of Ohio and LaSalle waving giant signs that were promoting Dance Flick.  They were dressed in “stupid” dance/workout clothes.  I guess they were on that corner because of the trapped audience of people coming off of and going onto the Ohio ramp, but still strikes me as odd as there’s no movie theater anywhere near there.

We’re just three years off of watching Dance Flick at 9am on TBS.  But that’s okay because by then we’ll have figured out how to make millions off of a movie review blog and we’ll have people that we pay to watch these movies for us and give us the gist for our reviews.

Tim – Okay, I know there was more movie going on here, but I couldn’t get past Kevin Pollack caked in make-up and doing some kind of russian/polish/italian accent. It was just… wow… y’know what… Forget it. I have to say how I really feel. Fuck you, movie. Fuck you straight to hell.

Josh – N/A

Brian Crowley (Special Guest Reviewer) – N/A

Things said during movie (not-review):

– “I thought you said she DOESN’T get naked in this movie.”

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