Anaconda

Anaconda 1997

Sam – I saw this movie in pieces as it is standard with most TBS movies.  The bulk of my viewing was not this 9am time slot, but rather on a trip to Tornoto with OneTwoThree for a sketchfest.  All tuckered out, the group was a sleep and me and my friend Chris were the only ones up watching this bad boy.  That back story is completely not relevant.  Except that there was a gigantic snake that ate my friend Chris!!  You didn’t see that coming, did you?!  Well neither did Chris.  *sniff*

This movie has John Voight as a creepy villan and Ice Cube as a guy who doesn’t want to get eaten by a snake.  Or by John Voight.  I should take this opportunity to say that if I had a hip-hop album which featured my hit single “Swing Back”, that I’d ask Ice Cube to do a bit of one of the songs right before the chorus and that song would be called “Watch for Ice on Bridge”.  Liz didn’t think that was very funny either.  The movie?  It’s one of the better snake movies.  What are the other snake movies you ask?  I’m sure Tim’ll mention a couple…

Tim – I’ve spent a fair amount of time telling readers the kind of movie that I am NOT the target audience. Now we come to the sort of film I AM the target audience for. Giant Snakes. I will rent or attend any film with a giant snake. I rented Python vs. Boa. So yeah, this movie? Sweet.

Josh – N/A

Things said during movie (not-review):

– “my this movie don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.”